Posts Tagged ‘new year’

I have generally thought that people who make resolutions simply for the new year are just going along with what crappy morning television tells them to do, but this time around I’ve realised that, to be fair, it’s as good a time as any.

1: Drink only water.

2: Eat four pieces of fruit or vegetables a day. I don’t believe all the Goverment’s bullshit about five being the all-important number, plus I’m obsessive-compulsive. I can’t do anything in odd numbers, I hate it.

3: Style hair to some degree of acceptability each day.

4: Grow both hair and nails.

Now onto other news:

Anybody who is in denial about feminine bodily functions/ a straight male/ a creepy internet pervert, turn away now.

I have found the most adorable tampons on this Earth. They come in this cute little vintage stripy tin, and they’re colour coded in peach, pink, or blue!! Moxie Products 🙂


AHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE!! Shouldn't be, but are.

I’m also once again in the middle of painting my nails red. Not much other news to report, I’m afraid.

Bye bye,

UsuallyComatose xx


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